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I know that some of you reading this are convinced that humans are a myth, but I am here to tell you that they do actually exist. For those who don’t know, a human is a tube and they live in a realm they call ‘Earth’.  They put things in one end and let them out at the other end. To keep the farce going, the tube will find ways of making new tubes, that also put things in one end and let them out at the other end. There is a vague rule not to eat tubes of your own form. They develop ganglia of nerves called brains, with eyes, ears, a nose and a mouth, so that they can easily scrounge around for more things to put in them. And when they get bored, they gather together in groups to fight with other groups. There is a serious competition as to who is going to be the top type of tube.

– Alien Watts